As you likely know, wranglers have a tendency to gravitate towards each other in parking lots. But did you know that a larger, greater force is in effect while wranglers are in motion? It is a cosmic phenomenon that eludes the grasp of our normal comprehension, but I think I've figured it out.
Through scientific and empirical observation, I now believe that wrangler driver patterns are subject to a subtle yet effective gravitational pull that causes them to drive in close proximity to each other.
Here's my proof. On road trips like our recent drive from St. Louis to Denver, we count wranglers. Our journey was about 14 hours. I initially noticed that most of our finds happened in sets of 2 or 3 wranglers in close proximity, interspersed with 10 minutes or so without a sighting. So it got me thinking...and doing statistics.
* About 80% of the sightings happened under 2 minutes of another wrangler sighting. While not ultimate proof in itself, it adds statistical support to this hypothesis. There's more proof though...
* After 2 minutes without a sighting, the average time before another sighting was about 11 minutes. This affirms that there are gaps or depressions in this cosmic force that repels a wrangler. Ever thought about going somewhere or taking a turn, but for no good reason you don't? That's the force in effect!!
* Only 3 times did we find a solo wrangler more than 11 minutes separated from another wrangler. These are probably non-wavers, which the force has less effect upon.
I know this works on the open road, but haven't figured out the mechanics of the force in urban environments. Too many factors to weigh in those situations -- could be WiFi signals interfering with the force.
Try it. IT WORKS!!
And forward this thread to 10 of your friends or else God will kill a jeep.
And if you deny science and don't believe this, I bet you're one of those non-wavers too.
Are you a believer?
Through scientific and empirical observation, I now believe that wrangler driver patterns are subject to a subtle yet effective gravitational pull that causes them to drive in close proximity to each other.
Here's my proof. On road trips like our recent drive from St. Louis to Denver, we count wranglers. Our journey was about 14 hours. I initially noticed that most of our finds happened in sets of 2 or 3 wranglers in close proximity, interspersed with 10 minutes or so without a sighting. So it got me thinking...and doing statistics.
* About 80% of the sightings happened under 2 minutes of another wrangler sighting. While not ultimate proof in itself, it adds statistical support to this hypothesis. There's more proof though...
* After 2 minutes without a sighting, the average time before another sighting was about 11 minutes. This affirms that there are gaps or depressions in this cosmic force that repels a wrangler. Ever thought about going somewhere or taking a turn, but for no good reason you don't? That's the force in effect!!
* Only 3 times did we find a solo wrangler more than 11 minutes separated from another wrangler. These are probably non-wavers, which the force has less effect upon.
I know this works on the open road, but haven't figured out the mechanics of the force in urban environments. Too many factors to weigh in those situations -- could be WiFi signals interfering with the force.
Try it. IT WORKS!!
And forward this thread to 10 of your friends or else God will kill a jeep.
And if you deny science and don't believe this, I bet you're one of those non-wavers too.
Are you a believer?
